Archive | August, 2010

Facebook haiku

23 Aug

You befriended me
to chat me up at midnight?
I don’t know you, man.

And when I rode the train

22 Aug

Strong man on Amtrak,
I nearly lost my arm when
You shook me awake

Greyhound Trip

22 Aug

My July 4th trip to New York on the bus inspired me to haiku. . .

1
Sweaty folks shouting
Everybody is pissed off
Boarding the Greyhound.

2
Driver v rider.
Driver calls the cops, what the–?
Will we ever leave?

3
Power struggle brews
Between two broke, loud, grown men
We all must suffer.

4
This bus is freezing
Mean driver hates his job, so
I dare not complain.

My pal from high school is also my 24 hour mechanic

21 Aug

Eddie fixed my car!
Eddie is the best ever!
Eddie, marry me!*

*just kidding

Quit peeking under my hood!

21 Aug

All are curious
No one’s really gonna help
My car is smoking

On second thought. . .

19 Aug

Funny haiku blog?
Such a limiting topic.
Regular blog here.

Garden House Haiku

18 Aug

Lil homeless woman
She comes into our garden
to steal tomatoes